J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
cosplay more like co$play
More like €o$p£a¥
how did you all miss cospay
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
who keeps clogging the toilet